shutupaubrey:

i’m skilled in the culinary art of microwaving 

despairnaegami:

personasanta:

does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things

sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder

(Source: bingeeaterghoul)

mymindsajungle:

levis-short-ass:

lyndseyls:

yourtubes:

I genuinely apologize for how I looked in middle school

and high school

and now

and for how I will look in the future

joshhutchercat:

tryna come up with a good text post like

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skimcheese:

caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas:

madeagoestohell:

unexpected pregnancy is actually so weird like you can accidentally make a person 

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I JUST SPAT OUT MY WATER

(Source: emojigrl)

lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

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It’s not just about sex. Don’t get me wrong. Sex is fucking great, but when you have a connection with someone, when you feel so strong for someone, just a kiss is enough to make your knees weak. You just can’t beat that.
(via edgar-allan-doe)

(Source: kbfoto)

yungterra:

sneaking into the kitchen at 3am like

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i hope we have some got damn juicy juice boy shit i am thirsty as a mother fucker

wurnbo:

did i allow u to have fun without me

magicul:

people who don’t text back straight away annoy me even though i am one of those people

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